Howdy there folky pokes, I am in a much better mood today and so I will not be depressing for the entire post. No siree, in fact I have something funny to tell you guys that happened today.
So, basically, at lunch me and my friends got into a discussion on things we hate, to which I said ‘the colour pink’ and my friend (who loves pink cause its the colour of pigs), turns to me and says ‘awkward bookworm’ and I looked at her and said ‘looking at your face’ and then she responded and it went on for a while back and forth, but at the same time our friends were stealing things from our plates and pockets to see how long it would be before we noticed. We didn’t, we just assumed that we’d finished while trading insults and left, after only eating like half our meal. They called us back when we started to walk off, but still. I don’t think her and I will ever live that down lol.
Anyway, the reason I actually don’t like pink is a weird one; when I was like 5, I realized that every girl in my class’s favourite colour was pink and all the boys liked blue, so I decided to be different and from that day forward, I hated pink, and blue was my favourite colour.
It made it quite hard for my mum to find clothes that I would wear that weren’t directed at boys, but she found some stuff. I also hate dresses. I just look so dumpy in them, you wouldn’t understand. I literally look like dead, gloopy squirrel mush you find on the side of the road.
Ewww. Moving on. What’s other things I hate?.. Hmmmm, well I guess I hate cheese. Cheese stans, please don’t stone me to death, I feel like that would be a really bad way to go. I also don’t particularly enjoy those people who are self righteous in their beliefs, like, I don’t care if you’re a Christian, or a vegan, you do you, but I’m not a worse person than you just because I’m an atheist or eat meat and you don’t have the right to judge me based on my personal beliefs, all right? Take a chill pill.
I don’t know about you guys, but I just think people like that need to remove that big fricking stick up their arse and just calm down. Ohhhh, you know what I really hate? People discriminating against others, it’s so disrespectful and I’m not joking, it puts me off so much if you’re trying to be friends with me and you make discriminatory comments about others as it just puts me on edge and at unease.
I mean like, they’re people too, not just personal punching bags for your stupid bs about this being ‘our country’ and your stupid bs about that we shouldn’t let immigrants in when all we’re trying to do is help. Frigging ridiculous.
Anywho, I feel like I’ve rambled on for far too long so I’m gonna leave you with a joke.
What did the ghost say to the human who’d stumbled into the wrong birthday party?
You’re the life of the party!
Ahhhhhhhh, ok.
Adieu,
Awkward Bookworm
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