So I’ve spent the last couple days cramming for a science test that will determine whether I do three GCSEs or not, which is superrrrrr fun I’ll have you know, nope, not stressful at all in any way, shape or form so that’s great. Yup.
Revising all this stuff about ‘moments’ and the fact that water waves are transverse and friggin… reactivity series shit, makes me wonder just how necessary things like this are. I mean, unless i want to be a chemist or something like that, which, lemme just say, if you like that stuff, you do you, but that’s a no from me, when am I ever gonna need anything of this random knowledge the teachers are just regurgitating at us?
Of course, you never know what situation you might end up in, but when am I EVER gonna need to know that light travels at 3 x 10^8 m/s in a vacuum? I mean, really? Just seems like a lot of unnecessary stress.
Anyway, I am starting climbing lessons soon, so that’s fun. I am making myself do them so I can once and for all conquer my absolute abhorrence of heights. One time, I had a panic attack at the top of a 3 meter diving board and was like crying and full on like wheezing with terror and my Mum said ‘Awkward Bookworm, just jump!’ And then one of my friends pushed me in and then I could do it, with a hint of uncertainty, and yeah.
I can climb, I’ve done it before, I just can’t look down otherwise I go full panic mode. So that’s why I’m doing the climbing. My instructor was really cool, her name was Poppy and she had green hair and she knew my friend Miles.
I’m doing my Grade 7 Singing soon which is cool, cuz I’ve been practicing since last year almost; crazy right? I’m doing a theme of ‘Romance’ which is cheesy but gives me loads of options. The songs I’m performing are ‘I Hate Men’ from Kiss Me, Kate, ‘S’Wonderful’ from Funny Face (as a solo), ‘I Enjoy Being A Girl’ from Flower Drum Song and ‘When He Sees Me’ from Waitress. My favourite is probably ‘When He Sees Me’ cuz I get to do a really cool head/chest mix and act really paranoid which is fun.
Finally I’d like to talk about my new found obsession with ‘The Office’ because who hasn’t had that stage. Ok I’m gonna gush for a while and it might be unintelligible so try not to panic. Pam and Jim are so cute omg i love her hair she is so funny I want one of the sweets on her desk i dont really like Micheal that much yet though i guess he gets better ugh i really hate dwight hes so annoying he reminds me of this guy I know who is just the worst and I’m not gonna name him cuz thats rude but anyway Pam and Jim foreverrrrrrr. Ok I’m done now.
Before I go, what do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Hahahahahahahahahah i crack myself up.
Farvel!
Awkward Bookworm
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