Oh gosh, so much has happened since I last posted on this blog, and I am literally on the brink of squealing as I write this, but I have decided what I would like to do in the future as a job so that’s really fun (not sarcastic for like the first time ever) and I’m just so excited. I was recently watching this TV show my friend introduced to me called ‘Criminal Minds’ and if you haven’t watched it, lemme tell you, it will change your view of the world! Ok, maybe I’m exaggerating a little and the job is dangerous, but I want to be a behavioural analyst and profiler for MI6 so that’s pretty cool, right!? I can’t stop smiling, I’ve never wanted anything more in my entire life.
So yep, that’s *pretty* cool and I’m super happy about that, but I have another reason to be happy- I have recently been studying hypnotism and how to go about hypnotising someone and have found willing subjects who I can experiment with hypnosis on and I have decided to write up my notes on my case study, which I will post here so you guys can read my adventures in hypnotism and possibly try this yourself (only after extensive research into the risks) with your friends and family cuz who wouldn’t love to convince your sister her name is Mel and her deepest belief in the entire world was that butter was the only thing that could be used in cakes and that she hates people who put margarine in their recipes instead? (In case you didn’t realise, I’m describing something that I did to my sister. (wow I should lay off the sarcasm))
I’ll post the case study notes soon but you know what would help motivate me to spend 45+ minutes typing with this shite computer that autocorrects every single word I write, even when they don’t need to be autocorrected? ….why hot chocolate of course, that way I’ll stay sweet and not end up throwing my case study notes through the window again! But that’s a story for another day.
I’m doing my Grade 7 Singing LCM exam on Tuesday and I’m scared half to death on the account that I have to remember this huge long monologue about ‘thou’ this and ‘shoulds’t’ that which I still do not know even though I’m writing this on Sunday night, as I am the queen of procrastination, which you guys probably already know to be honest, with the amount of time between my uploads… yeah sorry about that.
Also, depending on what you guys think, I might start posting some fanfiction on here by request on a second page, if you guys would like that, just let me know and send me a request for a one shot of a couple or of a different thing- also, not completely opposed as to doing NSFW things, but try and keep the scandal low on the scale. I do all LGBTQ+ FanFiction (how bad is it that I have to clarify this?) so if you guys have any requests with gay or lesbian or trans characters or anything else really (except incest, beastiality, real person shipping, furries, and I don’t really like extreme angst but I will do it) I will write it so yep.
I’m kinda bored now and I don’t feel like writing anymore so I’m not going to so yep ok.
Before I go, what’s red, white and fast and says ‘Oh, oh, oh’?
Santa Claus rolling backwards down a hill!
Ha. Good ole Saint Nicky.
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