a brit reviews: metamorphosis (frantic assembly) 11/2023

⭐️ / 5 As a huge fan of physical theatre and the expressionist movement, I was looking forward to the newest production by Frantic Assembly. Thus, I recently inclined myself to attend a production of their adaptation of Kafka’s classic ‘Metamorphosis’, and boy was I disappointed. For me, this play completely abandoned the beating heartContinue reading “a brit reviews: metamorphosis (frantic assembly) 11/2023”

fandoms you can never escape p.1

Howdy folks, AB here. I know I haven’t posted for what seems like ever, because my procrastination skills are truly admirable, but lately I have been not motivated to do anything because we’re all gonna die from corona anyway. But now I am! Also, this is the first time I’ve posted before 10:30pm, I’m prettyContinue reading “fandoms you can never escape p.1”

on the rarely discussed topic of pigeons

So recently I’ve been thinking about how dumb pigeons are. I mean, seriously, can you not see my giant chunk of metal about to run you down or are you just suicidal? Also the way they tease cats. Nuh-uh bird, telling you first hand (as the owner of two cats) that that is a dangerousContinue reading “on the rarely discussed topic of pigeons”

like james bond, but not really

Oh gosh, so much has happened since I last posted on this blog, and I am literally on the brink of squealing as I write this, but I have decided what I would like to do in the future as a job so that’s really fun (not sarcastic for like the first time ever) andContinue reading “like james bond, but not really”

couples i stan (and why you should too)

A wise woman once said ‘You drool when you sleep,’ and in doing so inadvertently started the process in which I would grow to love and cherish fictional relationships to make up for my lack of real life romance. I realized I was a bit of a nerd for romance when I was 8 yearsContinue reading “couples i stan (and why you should too)”

physics revision: when am I ever gonna need this?

So I’ve spent the last couple days cramming for a science test that will determine whether I do three GCSEs or not, which is superrrrrr fun I’ll have you know, nope, not stressful at all in any way, shape or form so that’s great. Yup. Revising all this stuff about ‘moments’ and the fact thatContinue reading “physics revision: when am I ever gonna need this?”

the colour pink and other things i despise

Howdy there folky pokes, I am in a much better mood today and so I will not be depressing for the entire post. No siree, in fact I have something funny to tell you guys that happened today. So, basically, at lunch me and my friends got into a discussion on things we hate, toContinue reading “the colour pink and other things i despise”

why does everything suddenly feel so real?

Ok, well, try to read what I randomly pour out of my heart right now as I am on the verge of stress eating, and that is never a good sign as my complexion gets deeply affected meaning I have to wear a paper bag for the rest of my life and now I’m rambling.Continue reading “why does everything suddenly feel so real?”

contemplations of randomness

Well, this is my second blog post on this site and I still have no clue what I want to write about. So far all I’ve managed to achieve is talking about peri peri chicken and the Goofy Goober song for far too long and I’m not feeling particularly loquacious at this time of night.Continue reading “contemplations of randomness”

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